I can't really think of anything witty to say today.....It's kind of an off day. School starts Wednesday, and I've been eating bagels and eggs every day for the past week because I don't get paid until tomorrow...and I think it's stopping my brain flow. Also, all I've been listening to is Air and Destiny's Child, So I wouldn't rule out mental illness.
so, to fill the void, one of my favorite tweets from the funniest dude ever AKA FATJEW.
What's orange and looks good on a hippie? FIRE
COWORKER CORNER:
I AM CORNHOLIO! I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!FRIENDS CORNER:
So my bffffffizzle Samantha came home from Korea this week! Holla!
and not only did she bring me back these ear-rangs:
but she also brought back beautiful Korean boys!
KPOP is amazing! Essentially, they take everything popular in America ( yes..even lady gaga) and make it SO MUCH BETTER.
case in point:
In other news- I am officially moving to Korea to get sooo much sweet ass.
KELC'S CORNER:
I GOT A NEW FUCKIN' BIKE, Y'ALL!!!
His name is "Sexy Boy" like the Air song.
and heeerrre he is:
And here's me ridin' it:
alsooo....wassup fools i ordered a new 650 front wheel so soon I shall be rockin it likadis: (but dont expect it to be too good):
NEXT TIME: PLAYGRRL FOR REAL+ WHY I HATE JOHN PHILIP SOUSA
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